From the office of the Principal…

Women who are gamers and men who annoy them0
principalquattrano posted in Niteflirt on November 18th, 2007

Ain’t it the truth!

Top 10 Things Female Gamers Hear on Xbox Live

I don’t want to spoil it for you, dear readers, so I won’t repeat the details. It’s enough to say that the kind of guys who live in their parents’ basements and spend all their free time on Xbox live have no clue, and dumbass ideas that have been repeated for the millionth time are about as original as they get.

It kind of reminds me of when I used to moderate a femdom chatroom on Paltalk. Gee, golly, gosh, I thought Neandertals were extinct! No, they have infiltrated the population around the world - especially in certain countries without a visible sex industry - have bought cams, and are trying to convince American women to give the greaseballs cam shows.

Either that, or they are looking for a gullible American woman to pay their way over here and support them living a life of leisure as sex slaves to her. Right.

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Back for a visit0
principalquattrano posted in Niteflirt on February 18th, 2007

What an odd thing. I never ever post on this blog anymore, and I only visit it once in a blue moon, to clean out the spam. I wouldn’t even have to do that if I could shut off comments, but that doesn’t look possible. Checking, I see that I do indeed have the comments shut off. Humans cannot post comments. Only bots can post comments. I love my own WordPress. I hated not being able to customize this one.

I was kind of disappointed, too, that I can’t use plugins here. Being able to install Akismet would mean I wouldn’t have to come by to clean out botspam anymore.

Again, the reason why I never post on this blog anymore is that I’ve relocated to my own domain, where I can do whatever I please and put up whatever ads I wish, without having to worry about sending my traffic off into oblivion looking for free sluts in the next town.

So I was surprised, to say the least, to see a text ad at the top of the page telling me that if I was tired of ads I should upgrade to… www.principalquattrano.com, as though that site were available! Well guys, you’re about 13 months too late. Somebody already bought it, and it’s ME.

The site is known as the Gold Star Academy of Discipline. It’s where bad boys go to get straightened out, sent by their parents when they failed to graduate high school on time, or sent by their wives for being obsessive wankers.

Come by for a visit sometime. You may not leave.

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My new blog, my old blog1
principalquattrano posted in Niteflirt on May 21st, 2006

I’ve already started the move over to my new blog I am hosting at my own website. Now that I’m starting to do more with it, I’ve come to the conclusion that I’ll be better off with more control (Hey, I’m a control freak, but you knew that…) over the appearance and structure, especially because I’ll be able to put up my own links and ads and modify the template at will. So this will now serve as an archive for my old entries, which I will leave here.

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Thank bdsm for the evolution of humans!0
principalquattrano posted in Niteflirt on May 20th, 2006

Fossil evidence shows that humans and chimpanzees share a common ancestor from about 7 million years ago. Recently geneticists have been comparing genetic sequences to learn more about this. Guess what? The data show that although humans and chimpanzees split about 7 million years ago, they apparently did some interbreeding a little more than 5 million years ago.

According to an article in the paper, for the offspring to be fertile, it must have been a female, and it was probably the human male that mated with a female chimp. Male hybrids of this sort are sterile. Then, the offspring had to mate again with a proto-human. Eventually the population of the early proto-humans became extinct, leaving two lineages: the proto-chimps, and chimp hybrids, which evolved into us.

Among the numerous comments from the scientific community were remarks from those who could not believe that a “human” could bring itself to mate with a “chimp”. Why, chimps walk on all fours and humans on two legs! Some pointed out that the difference was undoubtedly not as great at that time as it is now. Obviously nobody has considered the fact that this semi-interspecies mating was probably the result of a prehuman male falling head-over-heels in love with a chimpoid.

You kinky guys!

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Who says there’s no humor in evolution?

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Ethics? What’s that?2
principalquattrano posted in Niteflirt on May 17th, 2006

Panel says professor plagiarized, fabricated

BOULDER - An investigation of a professor who likened some of the Sept. 11, 2001 victims to Nazi Adolf Eichmann found serious cases of misconduct in his academic research, including plagiarism and fabrications, a University of Colorado spokesman said yesterday. One member of the five-person investigative committee recommended that Ward Curchill, an ethics studies professor, be fired, and four recommended he be suspended, university spokesman Barrie Hartman said. Churchill has repeatedly denied any wrongdoing. (AP)

No comment. Dumbass.

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More myspace in the news0
principalquattrano posted in Niteflirt on May 15th, 2006

It looks like miscreants young and otherwise have decided to help law enforcement agencies with their work. Police are now hanging out on myspace, looking for members who boast about their crimes and indiscretions by putting up evidence, and there is no shortage of volunteers.

Hello?!? Pedophiles, thieves, conspirators, kids posting pics of their friends having sex, pictures of their drinking parties… The word that comes to mind is DUMBASS. Yes, that word just comes up again and again. So many wannabe dumbasses, it’s like a competition to be the world’s greatest dumbass.

The bravado in posting evidence of your rule- and lawbreaking on the internet is stunning, boys. Please continue to save my tax dollars on law enforcement. Thank you.

Visit my website for more keen insight into the tender young mind, and how it can be shaped with discipline, even if you thought it was years too late.

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This post got lost in the editing…0
principalquattrano posted in Niteflirt on May 12th, 2006

Gotta love that Wordpress autoformatting that strips link text when you try to edit an old post. The whole post was links, and I couldn’t recover them, even though the only thing I changed in the post was the footer. Thanks for a wonderful feature.

Getting in touch with the inner lizard3
principalquattrano posted in Niteflirt on May 2nd, 2006

Nurse Svetlana told me about a call she had last night. She doesn’t have a blog, but this is too good not to share.

The guy who called last night showed up in her Masturbatorium listing. He was clearly looking to hand over control to a dominant woman, and that she is. He got a lecture on his inner lizard. Now you know the inner lizard, all guys do. It’s what makes you want to have sex right there on the pavement in public with some woman, definitely a lizard thing to do. You see, the problem is that when you think about sex every eight seconds like guys do, the brain waves going back and forth between the two heads create a flux that cancels out any real thought, and it ends up being your inner lizard that takes over your body. In other words, you devolve about 500 million years in a few seconds. He was very receptive to working on this little male problem, and so Svetlana, who is into mind control and reprogramming, took the opportunity to regress him to that inner lizard. So after he had sex with a beautiful shiny green female lizard, he basked in the sun on a warm rock, and felt the tropical breeze on his back, all while masturbating under highly controlled circumstances. Try it, it may be just the thing you need!

Call Nurse Svetlana now!

Heading home…0
principalquattrano posted in Niteflirt on April 24th, 2006

Packing up, it seems like I’ve bought half the shoes in town. It’s a good thing a girl can never have too many shoes, isn’t it.

I will miss my new footslave, he’s been a lot of fun. I’ll just have to find a local boy to do my pedicures for me, won’t I?

Thanks again to those of you who supported me by sending me tributes in my absense. I’ll always think of you as I step over your prone bodies on my way to the top.

Work hard, be good. If you’re not, the Principal will have a paddle waiting for you.

Oh, I hear the Superintendent’s been looking for me. I can’t imagine why, I’m such a good girl…

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Shopping!0
principalquattrano posted in Niteflirt on April 22nd, 2006

How time flies when you’re having fun. After Svetlana’s party the other night, we had breakfast on the beach, then slept til early evening, so no postee-postee yesterday. Sorry, guys, but here I am again, rested and bright-eyed.

The deal is, I got to check out the shopping section of town. All those nice stores that are intended to serve classy ladies who like to be pampered, you know, like ME. With everything priced about twice what it would be if you were smart and knew where to find it on the internet.

Well I’m smart, but I like to be pampered, and when somebody’s buying, I am ready. It’s a tough job, but somebody’s got to do it. Besides, I’ve gotten lots of generous tributes from you guys who heard I’m on spring break vacation and wanted to ‘help”, which gives me an excuse to use the credit cards. Thanks, guys!

So we went shoe shopping, you know how I love shoes. A girl can never have too many heels. I got a pair of caramel-colored alligator textured pumps with a closed toe and open back. And what I’ve always wanted, a pair of ruby shoes like the Wicked Witch of the West. OMG, I’m in heaven!

Then of course, silk scarves and blouses, and a couple of pieces of carefully selected jewelry. While it’s true you can never have too much jewelry, it is possible to have too many pieces that are exactly the same, expecially when there is something you don’t have yet.

Shopping like that can really tire out a girl, so we went back to the room. After room service poured me his champagne, he lay down and took a nap as my footrest.

Seeya soon, guys. Vacations are just too short.

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