Getting in touch with the inner lizard
principalquattrano posted in Niteflirt on May 2nd, 2006
Nurse Svetlana told me about a call she had last night. She doesn’t have a blog, but this is too good not to share.
The guy who called last night showed up in her Masturbatorium listing. He was clearly looking to hand over control to a dominant woman, and that she is. He got a lecture on his inner lizard. Now you know the inner lizard, all guys do. It’s what makes you want to have sex right there on the pavement in public with some woman, definitely a lizard thing to do. You see, the problem is that when you think about sex every eight seconds like guys do, the brain waves going back and forth between the two heads create a flux that cancels out any real thought, and it ends up being your inner lizard that takes over your body. In other words, you devolve about 500 million years in a few seconds. He was very receptive to working on this little male problem, and so Svetlana, who is into mind control and reprogramming, took the opportunity to regress him to that inner lizard. So after he had sex with a beautiful shiny green female lizard, he basked in the sun on a warm rock, and felt the tropical breeze on his back, all while masturbating under highly controlled circumstances. Try it, it may be just the thing you need!
Call Nurse Svetlana now!
May 3rd, 2006 at 1:59 am
Dear Principal, of course you are right. The lizard owns the male and yet isn’t it neat in a way? I can almost hear the primordial jungle rains dripping off the green, waxy leaves in that ancient Garden of our original sin –as I peer out and wonder in my ancient shivering if indeed the modern civilized world is so much better, at least in certain ways. Will Durant claims Man is the last animal that Woman has domesticated. This seems obvious. If the man can enjoy his inner lizard and make peace with women at the same time, he is so very lucky. But most men between strokes are butting heads with each other. A fine mess. Can Woman ever make it right? Although I love dominant women so very much, I have great faith in pessimism that they can ever quite change the world and turn it from perpetual warfare. We men are just too “primordial,” all and all. The world is going to blasted crap. Dear Principal, while I am somewhat “trainable,” I do hope you realize the daunting task it would be to convince most men of anything whatsoever. luv you. dumbsticksub
May 3rd, 2006 at 2:43 pm
Yes, it is the nature of the male to assert his territoriality by squandering resources and despoiling what he cannot have. I too am pessimistic about changing civiliztion. Therefore I plan to work to influence those around me and those who I otherwise lay claim to. I am sure other dominant women are doing the same.
May 3rd, 2006 at 3:29 pm
… no doubt about it, I’ve squandered mine. g