December 4th, 2008

A trip to the school nurse…

A bad boy came into my office this evening. He was a male in severe need of discipline. His problem? He had been compulsively masturbating while thinking of a lady he knows, and he had been fantasizing about fattening her up. Definitely a candidate for reprogramming of the severest kind.

The nurse turned him into a pathetic, helpless cretin, and institutionalized him. No more wanking for you, boy! Good work, Svetlana! Keep breaking those miscreants.

Maybe you could use a trip to the nurse to straighten you out. After a complete exam, she often finds a physical problem that she can fix for you. She can also handle complete reprogramming, for those cases with tough attitude problems.

Give her a call, she’s only here to help you.


2 Responses to 'A trip to the school nurse…'

  1. 1axxell
    April 9th, 2006 at 2:55 pm

    i can personally attest to nurse Svetlana’s ability in reprogramming problematic behavioral patterns!! She truly is there to help!!


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