October 15th, 2008

Omigod, what a dumbass!0

A guy called me about an hour ago. He told me he had seen my ad on Niteflirt, and it brought back memories of when he was in high school and used to sit in the back of the class jacking off. Right. All I could say was, “How’d they miss that?”

I’m into roleplay, not delusion, you see. He hung up. BUSTED!

Call me! 

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A trip to the school nurse…2

A bad boy came into my office this evening. He was a male in severe need of discipline. His problem? He had been compulsively masturbating while thinking of a lady he knows, and he had been fantasizing about fattening her up. Definitely a candidate for reprogramming of the severest kind.

The nurse turned him into a pathetic, helpless cretin, and institutionalized him. No more wanking for you, boy! Good work, Svetlana! Keep breaking those miscreants.

Maybe you could use a trip to the nurse to straighten you out. After a complete exam, she often finds a physical problem that she can fix for you. She can also handle complete reprogramming, for those cases with tough attitude problems.

Give her a call, she’s only here to help you.


Ah, a day off…0

Relaxing at home on my day off, how very, very nice. No bratty students to discipline, no younguns fighting tooth and nail to prevent any facts from being implanted in their brains, long since atrophied by communication by grunts and gestures.

I got to do a little wash and a little cooking, a relaxing time for me. I also was able to make some new phone friends, always a treat. I worked on my yahoo 360 page. I find talking with intelligent guys to be the greatest turnon, but that’s what it is to be a sapiosexual.

Are you a sapiosexual, too? Give me a call sometime when you’d like to learn more about the concept of sapiosexuality.

Call me! 

1-866-295-4904
Billed discreetly as AlphaNet Information Systems, LLC.
All credit/debit cards accepted
$2.50 a minute with a 10 minute minimum.

 

My website is up!0

OK, it’s a little barebones. But I will be working on it to flesh it out and provide more services.

You’ve been called to the Principal’s office, boy!

Come into my office…2

Welcome to my new blog! People have been asking about me, so I thought I’d start a blog to bring you news and other information about me.

I’m a Principal in a very different sort of school. We consider it our mission to raise our young people to find fulfillment and reach their potential in life, and we are willing to take the steps that we see as necessary to complete that goal.

We’re a private school, and we don’t have to follow all those silly rules that public schools do, rules about things like treating everyone with respect whether or not they’ve earned it, foolishness like that. Instead, we treat our students exactly as they deserve to be treated.

About half of our student body, unfortunately having been born male, has difficulty concentrating on academic issues due to the raging hormones nature has saddled them with. But we have special training sessions to help them learn to cope with this, under the strict guidance of an emotionally mature female.

Only when our boys accept their training can they begin to learn academically. Under the wise tutelage of a female, they will come to understand how to serve a woman, to be allowed to be in her presence at her pleasure. Following her direction, they will advance their education and achieve careers that will allow them to support her in the style she deserves.

For bad boys who do not respond to their training sessions, we have a variety of options. Of course, there is always the phone call home to the parents. Some bad boys respond to a more intensive form of servitude and household discipline, and I can make use of them as household slaves. Bad boys in need of intensive attitude adjustment are sometimes sent to the school nurse for reprogramming. Nurse Svetlana was formerly a Siberian prison camp nurse, so she is skilled at breaking prisoners, modifying their thought processes, and making them cooperative.

The ones that are truly incorrigible, who are unwilling to accept their fate and treat their superiors respectfully, these are of no use to us, their parents, or to society in general. There is no reason to keep them around, and so often the best plan is to auction them off to the highest bidder and be rid of them permanently.

But never fear, as long as you continue to struggle against your baser instincts, you poor pitiful males, we will continue your training and none of it will have to go on your permanent record.

In case you haven’t guessed, I do phone domination and roleplay for fun and personal profit. You can call me to confess your bad deeds, have a training session, or set up a training program designed to fit your needs.

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